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Fleet "The "nobody has any fun" fleet"

Fleet "The "nobody has any fun" fleet"
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created by a7xfanben Premium Member LV98 activity icon envelope icon
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I would NEVER use this in a game. Also, if you use something like this against me, don't expect a full game. (I don't play with mermaids/fotg ever, and highly prefer no events at all)

This is a compilation of how to NOT have fun playing Pirates. It's almost like a fleet of most of my least favorite things in this game.

Before you start the game, you can tell your opponent:
-"Yes I'm using a 0LR +5 crew."
-"Yes I'm using 4 events, all of which are underpriced and OP."
-"Yes that includes mermaids, the stupidest game piece ever invented."
-"Yes I'm using the most annoying ship ability in the game on the largest and most powerful ship it appeared on."
-"Yes I'm using the Banshee's Cry."
-"Yes I'm using two other dirt-cheap gold runners which have mostly irrelevant abilities that make them underpriced."
-"Yes I might be building what is by far the best fort in the game."
-"If it's any consolation, no I'm not using Captain Jack Sparrow LOL!"

The game starts, and if your opponent goes first, you can use mermaids to freeze their well thought out and excellently crewed gunship for nearly the whole game. Or, use Hidden Cove to get gold immediately with the BC. If you go first, you get two turns: play Becalmed right next to their home island to freeze their fleet for their entire turn. If they try anything, you have fotg to wreck it.

Then we get to the actual gameplay. Get bored while they constantly measure over and over and over and over and over again with their gunship to try and get a single L range cannon in range of the Bonaparte. Then, it misses. A huge waste of time, and now move the Bonaparte right next to their gunship and hit it with chainshot (with the help of a reroll of course). Then spend most of the game shooting at their dead gunship with mediocre rank-3 cannons.

Ah, don't forget the gold though! With 3 of the cheapest gold runners in the game, you should do fine in the treasure department. The fun of exploring islands and checking out what's on them is eliminated through the omniscient UT's included. Any fun UT's will be knocked out through the others, which are permanent fun-wreckers.

Wreck everyone's strategy, make everyone hate you, and win the game with boring and OP tactics. You win! Yay!

Remember: don't have fun.

(PS: Feel free to give this a reverse rating, such as a 1 or a 2 even if you think it's a "good" fleet. I really would like that actually.)

 
Miniature list Group miniatures by  
Section: Ship #1 (4 miniatures)
  Miniature Set Number Type Rarity
1 x Chainshot Specialist PatOE 157B Crew SE
1 x Helmsman RotF 079 Crew C
1 x Jordan Dumas PofBC 082 Crew R
1 x Le Bonaparte PofDJC 078 Ship U
 
Section: Ship #2 (2 miniatures)
  Miniature Set Number Type Rarity
1 x Banshee's Cry PofR 013 Ship R
1 x Explorer RotF 082 Crew C
 
Section: Ship #3 (2 miniatures)
  Miniature Set Number Type Rarity
1 x Le Coeur du Lion PatOE 080 Ship R
1 x Vicomte Jules de Cissey PofCC 089 Crew C
 
Section: Ship #4 (1 miniatures)
  Miniature Set Number Type Rarity
1 x Mermaid PofCC 020 Ship R
 
Section: Events (4 miniatures)
  Miniature Set Number Type Rarity
1 x Becalmed PofR 098B Event C
1 x Favor of the Gods PofSCS 058B Event C
1 x Hidden Cove PofSCS 057B Event C
1 x Mermaids PofR 096B Event C
 
Section: Unique Treasures (5 miniatures)
  Miniature Set Number Type Rarity
1 x Jailhouse Dog DPotC 082B Unique Treasure C
1 x Kharmic Idol PofSCS 103 Unique Treasure R
1 x Maps of Alexandria PofBC 101 Unique Treasure R
1 x Pirata Codex DPotC 067 Unique Treasure R
1 x Pirate Globe DPotC 070B Unique Treasure R
 
Section: Forts (1 miniatures)
  Miniature Set Number Type Rarity
1 x Paradis de la Mer PofR 065 Fort C
 
Fleet Statistics
Distribution by Base Move
- bar 15  79 %  
L+L bar 11 %  
S+L bar 5 %  
S+S bar 5 %  
 

Distribution by Cargo Space
- bar 15  79 %  
1 bar 5 %  
3 bar 11 %  
4 bar 5 %  
 

Distribution by Faction Affiliation
France bar 37 %  
Pirate bar 16 %  
Treasure bar 47 %  
 

Distribution by Number of Masts
- bar 15  79 %  
1 bar 16 %  
4 bar 5 %  
 

Distribution by Point Value
- bar 5 %  
- bar 32 %  
1 bar 5 %  
16 bar 5 %  
2 bar 32 %  
3 bar 11 %  
4 bar 5 %  
6 bar 5 %  
 

Distribution by Rarity
C bar 47 %  
R bar 42 %  
SE bar 5 %  
U bar 5 %  
 

Distribution by Type
Crew bar 26 %  
Event bar 21 %  
Fort bar 5 %  
Ship bar 21 %  
Unique Treasure bar 26 %  
 



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Subject:    Posted: July 25, 2017 09:28 pm

Added to the description: feel free to give this fleet a reverse rating, even if you think it's a "good" fleet. I'd love to see some 1's on this cr@p.
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