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miniature review Genny's Red Rampage: ARRR! That be a fine piratish rewiew!

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Genny's Red Rampage

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This ship gets +1 to her boarding rolls.

Link: Genny Gallows.

Genny Gallows' crew have been known to kill each other for the right to wear cloth torn from the curtains of the Red Curtain bordello, which signifies membership in the Red Rampage boarding party. Rumor is that the banshees who survive a tour are treated to a night at the Red Curtain.

  • Collector's Number: PC-011
  • Faction Affiliation: Pirate
  • Rarity: C
  • Type: Crew
  • Point Value: 2
Genny's Red Rampage
ARRR! That be a fine piratish rewiew!

written by ziotoo4
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Hi Everybody! I'm ziotoo4, and i'm about to rewiew the miniature Genny's Red Rampage from SM! Are you reeeeady????

ARRRR!, me be born ready!

*Gasp* who...who's there?

Aye aye, me'd better introdusc meself...me be Alfonso, better known as...
"th' Italian Pirate!"
"the slangin' scallywag"
"Genny's Red Rampage"
And ye'd better rewiew me wit' every regard...*menacing glance*


o...ok, let's keep going...

Uses:

Well, Red Rampage provides a +1 boarding bonus, a fairly common ability that...

fairly common? FAIRLY COMMON? Ye' stinkin' land lubber! What d'ya mean with fairly common? Me be unique! There ain't be better pirates among th' seven seas that can stand a confrontation with me! And me be a *beeep*in' cool pirate!


Alright, alright...anyway, 3 points for a boarding bonus is not...
*swings sword*
...probably one of the best cards in the game, Genny's Red Rampage makes a great addition to every pirate fleet. Use it in every point total, i highly reccommend it!!!

AYE!, you'd better 'nclude me all'around, and never leave me in th'box...or i might come out...

Strategies and game play:

Strategies? ARRR! Tha's gonna be easy as catchin' a sea beastie! Put me on a ship, (and it'd better be fast and well loaded wit' grog, th' joy of me life) and go around boarding-me likes sword fightin'!

Ah, yes, but i think we should be a little more exhaustive...

Well, exustaiv my hornpipe! Even a bilge rat's gonna get it! Gold make' me happy! Grog make' me happy! And, saucy wench make' me happy! ARRRRRR!!!!

Er...arr?

Combos with other miniatures:

Me doesn't like team work. Gotta skip this one! The lesser (!) we are, the more booty we get!


But i see you have a nice link over there...

AYE AYE! That be the link to the finest sea beauty...the pearl of the seven seas...me capt'n, Genny Gallows...

And what does she do?

Wanna know that? she can ****** and ******...do ya' think they call me Rampage because me likes playin' cards?


No, i meant, you know, what's her ability...well, anyway, have you got any preference about what ship we should use with you?

ARRR!!! The Zeus! Keelhaul Blackheart and leave me that beauty! Me like winning easy!

But strategically speaking... well, never mind...

Ways to counteract it:

AYE! And so ya' think me be such a parokeet to reveal you me weak points...well, think about it...what weak points could me have...carefull...THERE AIN'T NONE!

Strengths/Pros:


Well, he has a sword, so he can menace people who try to write a rewiew about him...

ARRR! Ye' be savvy, me little sea boy!

Weaknesses/Cons:

Well...i think he has one.... Hey, Rampage, wanna try some rum? *catches chloroform bottle*...

ARRR! ME LOVES RUM! *glug,glug,glug...Arrr! That be fine drink! Some more! Some more! Some...*plonk* *ZZZZZZ...*Z

Phew! That was a tough one...always like that, when i open the rewiew section...but next time i'm going to interwiew Genny Gallows! ARRR!

Overall rating:

Well, it's not a great miniature...especially now, lying on the floor...i think i will rate it 2/10...

*ZZZzz..* ARRR! What the hell's goin' on here! For the Kraken's sake! Me head's burstin'!

Err...i meant 10 out of 10! TEN OUT OF TEN!

ARRR! What'd you make me, ya scurvy rat! Yer'gonna walk the plank! ARRR!!


*sigh* i knew it would have happened...





Please forgive my bad english (piratish and not)...i'm italian, so be kind when rating this rewiew...or if you don't believe it's difficult, just write a rewiew about the Napolitona...in italian!

ciao! Fede

 

Modified on September 19, 2010 05:42 am



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darrin Premium Member
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Subject:    Posted: September 26, 2008 07:15 am Reply with quote Report content icon

For someone whose native language isn't English... wow, that was fabulous.
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tjmorgan1962
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Subject: Mighty fine Interview.   Posted: October 9, 2008 09:57 am Reply with quote Report content icon

My Italian Friend....
This was a mighty fine Pirate Interview....Good Job!
tjm
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phymatine Premium Member
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Subject:    Posted: October 14, 2008 02:36 am Reply with quote Report content icon

Now THAT is a fun review! Great job!
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lordstu
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Subject:    Posted: March 14, 2009 08:13 am Reply with quote Report content icon

Solid review, informative and entertaining - I always vote higher when I'm still laughing!

(I was under the impression there's more than one pirate under Genny's spell, no? )
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fralo Premium Member
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Subject:    Posted: March 15, 2009 08:52 pm Reply with quote Report content icon

He, he, now that's pretty funny. I really like your style, I might have to try something like that...
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cmdrcody
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Subject:    Posted: May 23, 2009 08:39 pm Reply with quote Report content icon

Who knew learning could be so fun?

Molto bene!
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ziotoo4
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Subject:    Posted: May 24, 2009 01:45 pm Reply with quote Report content icon


quote from cmdrcody:

Who knew learning could be so fun?

Molto bene!


Ahaha! Grazie mille! (thanks a lot ^__^)




quote from lordstu:

(I was under the impression there's more than one pirate under Genny's spell, no? )



sorry, i didn't understand...did you mean someone english wrote this...or that there are errors...or what?
Somebody explain...i didn't got what lord meant :-?
Thanks!

fede
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lordstu
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Subject:    Posted: September 19, 2010 05:42 am Reply with quote Report content icon

Even though he's no longer here, since it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, I thouht I'd bring this one back to the top. I'm still laughing...
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